Probably Not Even Worth Stealing

I have read quite a few far-right conservative books over the past few years.

From Sean Hannity's "goose-steppy" inflections in 'Let Freedom Ring' to Bill O'Reilly's "We'll Do It Live Cause I Fucking Said So" rants in 'Culture Warrior', It has become more and more apparent that the stereotypes of far-right conservatives aren't really stereotypes.

Then, we have (m)Ann Coulter's latest ream of nonsense, 'Guilty'.



From The NY Daily Nes

In her latest screed, titled "Guilty: Liberal 'Victims' and their Assault on America," Coulter accuses the liberal left of playing the victim when in fact, she argues, they are the victimizers.

As usual, Coulter throws plenty of bombs herself.

Lashing out at the President-elect's wife, Coulter wrote, "Her obvious imitation of Jackie O's style - the flipped-under hair, the sleeveless A-line dresses, the short strands of fake pearls - would have been laughable if done by anyone other than a media-designated saint."

There she goes again with the "if" line.

For anyone that hasn't read anything by Coulter, you aren't missing much. Take the blue humor of Howard Stern, the rabid, Reagan-diefication rants of Sean Hannity, and blend it with the latest she-male video to hit PornHub and you've got a pretty good idea of how Coulter operates.

Not content with tackling an issue with any sort of credibility, (m)Ann Coulter prefers style over substance. Well, as much as a chimp flinging poo at a wall is style, I suppose I can afford the same compliment to Coulter.

If you're curious as to how anyone like (m)Ann Coulter could be a best selling author, all you have to do is realize that conservative think tanks and blogs like Townhall.com buy up bulk quantities of the book prior to publication to give out at speaking engagements and as "gifts" for subscribers.

One of the sad parts about Coulter and her books are the television networks that actually help her sell them.

As someone that has actively been trying to have his work published, I've been asked by people "why don't you write something about politics, like all these conservatives do?" To that, I respond that I actually prefer something that is a challenge to complete, not something that a 7th grader could accomplish.