This Will Not End Well

She's been the new "Joe The Plumber" ever since the Miss USA pageant, so can she have a clever nickname too?

She's not going away, and it won't be without a fight.

The former Miss California's lawyer, Charles LiMandri, is going on the offensive against state pageant organization and director Keith Lewis, claiming to E! News that Lewis plotted Prejean's downfall by knowingly sending her lists of events and opportunities that were beyond the typical expected duties.

Typical duties?

Granted, I know little of what it takes to be in teh "pageant-class" - other than being "enhanced", vacuous, have the ability to be coached into doing and saying almost anything, and be virtually devoid of any individuality - but why is this even an issue anymore?

If she didn't win Miss USA because of her beliefs, then it's Perez Hilton, as well as the other judges, that are at fault. But, there's a much larger point to all this....

WHO ---- REALLY ---- CARES!!!!

For all intent and purpose, what is the point of being Miss America, Miss Universe, or even Miss Midwest Kettle-corn Princess? Does this somehow open the door to other, more lucrative, job possibilities?

It's all about outer, faux, beauty and speaking and glittering generalites that mean nothing.

This woman is willing to waste the court's time by suing?

You know, the more that I hear from Prejean, and her mouth-agape fanbase ( read: Fox"News" ) the more that I'm intrigued by how this is all going to end.

Joe "The Non-Plumbing-Gimmick" Wurzelbacher faded into obscurity not long ago. No bang, no catasrophic outburts in public with a 1-1/4" socket-wrench, no women coming forward saying that he fathered any children, no gay sex scandal, nothing.

Something tells me that Carrie is getting in WAY over her head now.

We will soon see what happens.

They're All Out To Get You!

Actually, Carrie Prejean is more than likely going to be better off, in terms of a career, now that she isn't Miss California anymore. She's certainly getting her Fox"News"-bitter-anchor-woman schtick down.

Paging Rupert Murdock....

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DETHRONED!!!!!

Here's something that Ms. Prejean isn't considering or is just flatly ignoring - this is a Donald Trump business. He's not going to fuck around and go to bat for you and then allow you to trot around in your tiara and sash over at Fox anytime you feel like it. He's not going to put up with it, period.

But this isn't about how Trump runs his business. This is all about Carrie Prejean, "victim".

So let's hope that we can hear from the Special Olympics, these unnamed "hospitals", these people that Carrie seemed to have to call on her own. Surely Miss California has a press agent to do these things for her. And after all these alleged calls that she had to make on her own and she can't even call Donald Trump or Mr. Lewis, the director of the Miss California pagent?

Was she really that distressed over being fired or is she just ready to ride this train as far as it will take her?

Shorter Allahpundit

In which he will now attempt to make the new Miss California just like the old:

Hey, check out this other vacuous blonde that we are going to try and manipulate. Sure, she's going to be completely scritped, but we're going to do our best to rewrite her dialogue so we can have something else to distract the ignorant people that read my blog posts.

They Loved Her So Much She Got Fired

Carrie "Full-Frontal-Opposite-Marriage" has been fired from her "duties" as Miss California because she couldn't follow orders.

Seems that she can't be bothered to get the proper clearance from Trump to do extra stuff like this and this.

We should all be prepared for her to be hired as a "consultant" on Fox"News" in the near future so that she can discuss "stuff". Hey, put her on Cavuto's program, she probably knows as much about the economy as he does.

Breaking News That Really Doesn't Matter

Carrie "Full Frontal Opposite Marriage" Prejean keeps her crown.

And now, David Shuster explodes:

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Shuster has a point, though his is going to be lambasted for it on Fox"News" tonight for letting the wall that seperates news anchor and honest American slip. What is all the fuss about?

Here's why this is such a big deal.

Carrie Prejean is now a household name not because she is Miss California, not because she "opposes" gay marriage, but because she is another in a long line of media-created controversy-mannequins. There's been thousands like here before, and when her time is up - and since she's retained the crown, that moment is fastly approaching - there will be thousands more to come.

Shuster's outburst is indicative of not only his pesonal beliefs, but those of the bulk of Americans who see the Miss Universe Corporation ( and that's why Trump is part of this, it makes him money ) as a visual distraction from everyday life.

What exactly does Carrie Prejean have to offer the world, seriously?

Has she invented a longer lasting lightbulb? A cure for cancer? Discovered that magic number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop? The answer to those questions, and more, is an emphatic NO.

Sure, she'll travel around California and have her picture taken at events, answer questions from media outlets that are better off focusing on the needs of their audience rather than kowtowing the the platic nature of the pageantry-class. Because, at the end of the day, what is Carrie Prejean other than just another blonde with fake boobs and a desire to have people look at her so she can tell them exactly what they want to hear?

As far as David Shuster is concerned, this particular video isn't so much about Ms. Prejean as it is about him. Well, that's going to be the Fox"News" perspective this evening. That's because this is their type of story.

Here we have a vaccuous blonde with ( non-too-impressive ) fake boobs that is ready to go all-in and tell Perez Hilton that she believes in the "sanctitiy" of marriage. They are sitting there, in the control rooms and editing suites, ready to have B-roll footage for O'Reilly, Beck, Hannity, and whomever else can use it. Color-corrected, chopped quotes, and talking-points memos distributed en masse to all their anchors. It's almost as sensational as the latest "missing-white-girl" story. Only this time, the girl can talk, do press tours, provide the "context" with which they so eagerly coax out of her.

For Trump, this is a business decision. The more face-time Prejean gets, the more money he gets. It's win win for him.

Fox"News" doesn't give two twinkles about Carrie Prejean. She's their new toy. They'll play with her so long as she is willing to bend over and take it with a smile. Make no mistake that they are always looking out for the next gimmick.

And isn't that what the pageant-class is all about, gimmicks?

Quote Of The Year?

No, it's not to early to call it. If this one isn't a winner, it's in the running.

...I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, "Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people . . . you need to witness to them and you need to show that you're not willing to compromise that for this title of Miss USA.

Carrie "Side-Boob" Prejean talking with the man that is treating her like his brand-new toy, James Dobson.

Be on the lookout for the religious-right to claim that Carrie is the modern-day equivalent to Job if she gets her crown taken away.

Sheesh.

The Only Way I'll Discuss This Miss California Kerfuffle With Perez Hilton Any Longer

.....is by letting Jay Smooth do the talking.