Sarah Palin, Porn, And The National Review's Rich Lowry

When word began to spread that Larry Flynt was going to be producing an adult feature based on Sarah Palin, the conservative community went nuts. They used words like "sick", "perverse", "disgusting".

But, Rich Lowry of the National Review seemed to already by writing a Palin-Porn of his own, in his head:

I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, "Hey, I think she just winked at me." And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, she's got it.

I'm not sure what's more "disturbing", the fact that Rich Lowry got more than a raging-chubby when a woman winked at him or that fact that Lowry feels compelled to write about it.

Granted, everyone's sexual proclivities are not going to mirror anothers, but the Republicans are treating Palin more like eye-candy than they will ever care to admit.

She isn't trying to be "High-MILF-Commander". The Vice Presidency requires a little more than just being able to effectively "flirt" with your constituancy.

Conservatives Don't Masturbate. No, They Really Don't.

Larry Flynt, God bless him, has produced a "Sarah Palin look-a-like" porn.

Amanda Carpenter, Bill O'Reilly's latest piece of eye-candy/internet reporter on The Factor - Mary Katherine Ham must have been disagreeing with him too often on what is/isn't bad on the web - has written a brief piece for Townhall.com about Flynt's latest adult-offering:

Porn-peddler Larry Flynt sought a woman who resembles GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin for an upcoming X-rated film based on the Alaskan Governor.

The Hustler founder solicited Palin look-alikes through a Los Angeles Craigslist solicitation after Palin delivered her wildly popular Republican National Convention speech. “Looking for a Sarah Palin look-alike,” the ad said “for an adult film to be shot in the next 10 days.”

Flynt’s spokesman have confirmed the film has already been taped, but has not yet been titled. No details have yet been released about when the film will become available.

When reading the comments section, you start to think that they are attempting to convince people that conservatives don't have "sexual urges" - at all.

This one comment caught my eye.

Ralph Ellison - who has his own blog on Townhall called Rethinking America had this to offer:

I wonder what the "storyline" will be??????

Will Palin "meet and discuss issues" with various foreign leaders? Will she have a "joint strategy session" with 2 "actors" playing the role of John McCain and Barack Obama? Will there be a debate "performance" with a look-a-like of Joe Biden? Can't forget about how these films are catered to all audiences. Will there be a "meeting" with a look-a-like of Hillary Clinton?

All I can say is yuck. LOL!

Oh, really Ralph? From your detailed plot synopsis, I get the sense that you might just have a peek at said Palin-Porn to see if it lives up to your "vision".