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Showing posts with label God. Show all posts
Showing posts with label God. Show all posts

Monday, March 8, 2010

Self-Deification

More Sarah Palin masturbatory blathering.

When the media first challenged her on the need to write her core beliefs on her hand to remember them, "I didn't really had a good answer, as so often -- is me," Palin quipped at an Ohio Right to Life fundraiser Friday. "But then somebody sent me the other day, Isaiah 49:16, and you need to go home and look it up. Before you look it up, I'll tell you what it says though. It says, hey, if it was good enough for God, scribbling on the palm of his hand, it's good enough for me, for us. He says, in that passage, 'I wrote your name on the palm of my hand to remember you,' and I'm like, 'Okay, I'm in good company.'"

The Bible doesn't mention permanent marker, of course; the line Palin referred to, "Behold, I have graven thee upon the palms of my hands," features "writing" that is significantly more permanent.


I guess this isn't too shocking, as it was bound to be only a matter of time before Palin equated herself with God in some fashion. It does seem an odd thing to do, as she and her jubilantly drooling compatriots continually insist that Obama supporters have referred to him in "god-like" ways.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Tea-Baggins And Conversations With Jesus

Hey all you tea-baggers, get ready for another dose of Joe!

But he's got to get his schedule clear with the man upstairs first.

When asked if he would run for office, Joe "The Gimmick" Wurzelbacher offered this as his reply:

I hope not. You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, ‘No.’


Well, interesting that the Lord would give such a concrete, concise, answer. Most people that claim to speak with God often tell that He doesn't work that way. You, he has to be "mysterious" and all that. Of course, this is Joe we're talking about here.

So what does He want Joe to do.

....I believe he’s gotten me on this grassroots movement. If I can encourage leaders to step up, that’s what I would like to do. That’s a heavy role. That’s something I don’t know if I am prepared to do yet.”


Ah, the proverbial "grass-roots movement". Wonder who will be sponsoring Joe in his "movements".

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