Rudy Guiliani's Kid Is Going To Sue - Why? - Because He Can't Play Golf.

Seriously, didn't Andrew Guliani get the memo about his dad's good friend - George W. Bush - giving up golfing in order to show respect for the military?

DURHAM, N.C. — The son of former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani is suing Duke University, claiming he was wrongfully kicked off the golf team.

Andrew Giuliani claims he was dismissed without cause from the golf team earlier this year because coach O.D. Vincent III wanted to cut the team of 13 players by about half. The lawsuit claims the coach has interferred with Giuliani's efforts toward becoming a professional golfer.

Duke University spokesman Keith Lawrence said Thursday the university was discussing the lawsuit but didn't have an immediate comment.

The 198-page lawsuit was filed Wednesday in U.S. District Court by Durham attorney Robert Ekstrand. Ekstrand did not immediately return a message for comment.

198 pages!!!!

Jesus-fucking-Christ-on-a-par-four!!!

You've got to be kidding me.

Hey Andrew, I hear they've got a great Lacrosse team. Their parties are legendary. Strippers and everything.

Seriously though, there's probably more to this story than we're getting here. But something tells me that if he's still the little attention-whore like he was back in '94 -----




----- then he's probably worse than his dad was during the Republican debates. I mean, would you be able to play a round of golf with some twit prattling-on about his "dad and 9/11" all afternoon?