Shorter Sarah Palin

Hawaii Just Wasn't For Palin

During my first experiment in quitting, the first college I went to where Barack Obama was allegedly born but, ya know, there's still not enough proof to convince some people and that kind of debate is good, but there they had some people that weren't exactly ethnically the same as most of the people in Alaska so that was kind of, ya know, weird and stuff for someone that had been sheltered in the great white north. But the sameness and more, ya know, comfortable confines of my fifth college were just about as close to the 85% of people in Alaska that look like me.