Bumbling Your Way Into Our Hearts Every Weekday

Whenever Elizabeth Hasselbeck attempts to tackle a weighty subject, it is often akin to a young boy trying to unsnap his first bra clasp, or attempting to open a jar of pickles with your elbows. It's difficult to watch and futile in many regards. So, when she decided to take on the issue of same-sex marriage with Ellen Degeneres' wife Partia, it didn't end well for Hasselbeck at all.



Just knowing that Elizabeth is a mother is quite shocking at times. It's almost a given that she has some form of stay-at-home childcare so that she can attend to her duties of conservative "pretty-girl" and stalk Sarah Palin and swoon over Sean Hannity whenever she is called on to do so. But what is truly frightening is the reality that her children will begin to see the world as she does. To be the child of conservative parents in todays world is a very frightening concept.