You see, The Founders didn't really own slaves, they just had really close relationships with them. The Constitution was written with their express interests in mind. They loved black people, even gave them their own living quarters and everything.
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Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Shorter Glenn Beck
Beck Defends Founding Fathers’ Decision To Count African-Americans As Three-Fifths Of A Person
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