Shorter John McCain

McCain blasts “liberal Democratic group” AARP

I'm Mavericky! Look at me, I'm going to get mad at the AARP and tell people to cut their cards up! Look how mavericky my maverickness is. Nevermind that I called for Medicare cuts during the campaign, I'm a maverick and can do whatever I want! Hypocrisy? Hypocrisy is mavericky!