Shorter John J. Miller

G.I. Joe: A Real American (?) Hero

This movie is going to suck if they don't have Joe "The Plumber" and Sarah Palin on the team and don't sing "God Bless America" while whipping Cobra's ass or drive a Hummer with a giant Old Glory painted on the hood. Hollywood sucks but i'm still going to watch the movie because my consumerist nature holds sway over just about everything else in my life.