The Duality Of The Conservative Mind

I found these two tidbits on HotAir not only curious, but completely hilarious - as they contradict one another to such an infinate degree, that one can do nothing but point them out and laugh.

In their headlines section, they highlighted this piece from the DC-Examiner, by Byron York, with the following blurb:

After rushing Congress to act, why did he wait for days to sign the "emergency" stimulus bill?

And just a few days before, there was this featured post:

Flashback: Obama promises to allow five days of public comment before signing bills

Byron calls Obama's pause between passage and signage "showmanship" and Allahpundit complains that Obama didn't wait another 24 hours before signing something.

Is it any wonder that their party lost the election?