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Monday, September 7, 2009

The New Problem With Addressing Someone Directly

Apparently, conservatives aren't familiar with the fact that when you are speaking directly with someone about your own opinions, you use the pronoun "I".

I’ve run the speech through a word frequency counter and found the following results:

56 iterations of “I”
19 iterations of “school”
10 iterations of “education”
8 iterations of “responsibility”
7 iterations of “country”
5 iterations each of “parents”, “teachers”
3 iterations of “nation”

In other words, Barack Obama referenced himself more than school, education, responsibility, country/nation, parents, and teachers combined. And to think that people accused Obama of self-promotion!

And I'm sure the staggering and ultimately socialistic frequency in which Obama uses common articles like "a", "an", and "the" is going to ignite a firestorm within every state in the union, as that is clearly a subliminal way in which Obama is commanding kids to worship Satan and drink milk directly from the carton.

1 comment:

themom said...

Excellent analysis...LOL!!!

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