Shorter Erick Erickson

Coming Soon To Barack Obama's America

People that are doing crazy things in other countries right, now like yanking out their own teeth, can be squarely blamed on Obama at a later date of my chosing. Moreover, people that don't have a regular dentist and refuse to see a dentist for 6 years can claim that it's Obama's fault too even though they don't live in America. We are in the business of showering down firey democracy on countries that have stuff we want - like oil or proximity to it, not making sure that everyone in America has affordable, quality healthcare that is better than other countries. We don't inovate anymore, I thought you got the memo.