Another Conspiracy Theory That's Too Silly To Believe

Well, unless you're Michelle Malkin, Allahpundit, Reliapundit, Ace Of Spades, Jim Hoft, Jillian Bandes at Townhall.com, The Fox"Nation", Fox"News" Talk Radio, Fox"News", The Washington Examiner, MacRanger, Patterico, Free Republic, and a host of other twitching, reactionary, tin-foil-hooded conservatives.

Granted, some of these people have softened there rhetoric within their own accusations to allow them room to wiggle away from saying Obama is absolutley orchestrating the closings, but the mere fact that they are giving credence to such a laughable claim is richly deserving of our mockery.

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