This is why they hate her…
She can bash Obama’s job-killing policies while she pets lobster.
Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin (L) touches a lobster held by her father Chuck Heath during their visit to Yankee Seafood Cooperative in Seabrook, New Hampshire June 2, 2011.
This whole non-story sounded a lot like this scene from Clerks II
So what's next, Herman Cain molests a slice of Supreme Pizza? Mitt Romney combs his hair in slow motion, or Tim Pawlenty does...........well, I don't know what the Right does up north, but it proabably involves ice, a Vikings t-shirt, and some KY Touch Massage.
But in all seriousness, this whole Palin fetishism is getting WAY out of hand. But it makes for good material.