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Monday, November 10, 2008

What A Wonderful Way To Say Merry Christmas

Ah, yes, consumerism.

What better way to celebrate the holidays than to buy, buy, buy.

But, what if you want to show the world that you aren't just a consumer, but that you say Merry Christmas and the remainder of the Holidays spanning November to January can just fuck-off? Well, get yourself a "We Say Merry Christmas" bumper sticker.



How can you get one? Why, all you have to do is buy a copy of Bill O'Reilly's latest book that tries to convince you that he is, in fact, just one of the "folks".

Nevermind the fact that this appears to be nothing more than an expanded version of Culture Warrior and Who's Looking Out For You, you get a sticker with it!

But, that's not all you can get. Bill still peddles crap through the rest of the year too.

T-Shirts, sweat-shirts, coffee mugs, golf balls, door-mats, hats, and whatever else Bill can find space enough on to slap another label that means absolutely nothing to anyone but him.

Thank O'Reilly, for turning Merry Christmas from a festive, happy, greeting into a shrill battle-cry for people who drink Ensure for lunch and actually believe golf is a spectators sport.

As a side-note, Jason Links has pointed out:

....O'Reilly's book A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity (which we remind you is an anagram for "Shameful, Bona-Fide Hypocrite" )....


HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS!!!!

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