"Right" Said Ted

Not content with convincing people that he is somehow still relevant in the musical realm ( and have you seen his CMT Cribs episode? ) Ted "The Nuge / Hannity's Hunting Buddy" Nugent is attempting to wash away his "such on this assault weapon" statement directed at Barack Obama and, pretty much, ask for a job in the Obama administration:

Instead of death threats, now Nugent wants a job. And not just any job. He's got the Cat Scratch Fever for no less than US Drug Czar.

RAW STORY apologizes for the level of absurdity portions of this story reach. Something tells us that when Obama promised "change that we can believe in," he couldn't have possibly imagined this.

But Ted seems convinced.

"[Drug traffickers] are as evil an adversary as the voodoo terrorist Taliban our soldiers face in Afghanistan," writes Nugent in a Thursday editorial.

Via Raw Story.

Of course, anyone taking this man seriously should really second guess themselves. After-all, Nugent is edging closer to full-on stalkerdom. He moved pretty-much next-door to W's ranch in Crawford.