Friday, June 3, 2011

The Palin Jokes Just Write Themselves

Fox"Nation" and frequent contributor Jim Hoft went full "woman on crustacion" fetish today with this post:

This is why they hate her…
She can bash Obama’s job-killing policies while she pets lobster.

Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin (L) touches a lobster held by her father Chuck Heath during their visit to Yankee Seafood Cooperative in Seabrook, New Hampshire June 2, 2011.


This whole non-story sounded a lot like this scene from Clerks II



So what's next, Herman Cain molests a slice of Supreme Pizza? Mitt Romney combs his hair in slow motion, or Tim Pawlenty does...........well, I don't know what the Right does up north, but it proabably involves ice, a Vikings t-shirt, and some KY Touch Massage.

But in all seriousness, this whole Palin fetishism is getting WAY out of hand. But it makes for good material.

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