Monday, September 7, 2009

Shorter Michelle Bachman

Dems Want To Sabotage Me Because I Might Become President

Did you know that Obama had George Soros provide funding to a secret government project where Steve Jobs created a new mind control device that will cause everyone to say nasty things about me that isn't true. Because, and I wasn't going to tell this until later, I have received a letter from the future delivered personally by Sarah Palin and Jesus that proves that I will be President one day.

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