Sarah Palin, Porn, And The National Review's Rich Lowry

When word began to spread that Larry Flynt was going to be producing an adult feature based on Sarah Palin, the conservative community went nuts. They used words like "sick", "perverse", "disgusting".

But, Rich Lowry of the National Review seemed to already by writing a Palin-Porn of his own, in his head:

I'm sure I'm not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, "Hey, I think she just winked at me." And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can't be learned; it's either something you have or you don't, and man, she's got it.

I'm not sure what's more "disturbing", the fact that Rich Lowry got more than a raging-chubby when a woman winked at him or that fact that Lowry feels compelled to write about it.

Granted, everyone's sexual proclivities are not going to mirror anothers, but the Republicans are treating Palin more like eye-candy than they will ever care to admit.

She isn't trying to be "High-MILF-Commander". The Vice Presidency requires a little more than just being able to effectively "flirt" with your constituancy.